Sunday, October 17, 2010

Boobies.

You will do anything in your power to make them noticeable. Why wouldn’t you? Boobies are a significant part of the female body. You want them out and ready to draw attention. They impact many things - the outfits you buy, the bras you purchase and even the necklaces you wear.

Even though a tremendous amount of women are using plastic surgery to fix their so-called imperfections, there are plenty of solutions for women who want to avoid the knife. Here are just a few: push up bras, low cut tops and, even the newest addition to non-surgical breast enhancing products, the Strap Perfect. Still, if you are a woman who wants to work with what they’ve got - read on.

There is a wide variety of boobs from "Big Mama’s" to "Little Babies". My friends fill every part of that spectrum; we even have a few uneven pairs in our group. No boobs are bad some are just… different. As you read in Jeans, my butt is nothing short of extremely difficult to shop around. Thankfully, I was cut a break with my boobies, I am satisfied. Between my girls, and me I have the experience of styling for every type of breast.

Whether you have big boobies or small boobies, they all must be supported with a proper “over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.” Here is the bra breakdown starting with the recently popular bandeau.

Bandeaus are comfy, but the wrong style can totally deform your breasts; creating cone boobs or uni-boob – I’ve seen it all. Victoria’s Secret sells a form-friendly bandeau for the larger booby shopper.

Next, up we have the push-up. Most girls believe they need to use a push up. You think this makes you look sexy? Not Always!! A push-up on a woman with large breast is the very last thing you want. It leaves you looking like you have a shelf for your chin to rest on, very, very unnecessary. A basic lift is an additional option for women who want a little oomph in their brazier. It's always an option and will leave you looking perky.

Between racer backs, sports bras and bandeaus, you can find a bra that fits your needs. Embrace your boobies ladies, they belong to you… just do it in a classy way.

I offer this advice because in the up and down world the fashion necklines we have entered into a deep downward phase. Don’t use fashion to disrespect yourself. Your entire booby does not need to be showing - a little cleavage goes a long way.

SPECIAL ALERT#1 !!! The peak-a-boo nipple is definitely something that needs to be avoided. There is a very fine line between sexy and slutty when dressing your lovely lady lumps. Your nipple does not need to be fully exposed for men to realize that you have ta-tas.

SPECIAL ALERT #2 !!! I would like to also bring up the fraternal twins that is when your boobies are noticeably different sizes. If this relates to you, you must know it is perfectly normal. Yet, you’re not alone. So much so that www.shopfruit.com, which was recently featured in O Magazine, has designed a bra for you. Fruit of the Loom has started this line that enables you to piece together the right cup and left cup sizes that breast fit your needs. It caters to all shapes and sizes - everything from Basically B to Almost C.

Okay enough about jugs, cans and sweater meat. (Sorry girls. That was for all the guys who read this blog.)

Ta-tas for now!

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